Desperate times call for desperate measuring
ripe for the puking

Ask / About / Face / Mine
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nostalgiaultra:

nosdrinker:

I like her dad I’m glad he didn’t ask me about evolution

“Ryan, I like you. My daughter likes you and so does my wife. But who is “Gary Nostalgiaultra” and why is he asking to “eat your ass” online on Tumblr.com?”

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0 notes I’m talking about a dumb boy named Matthew who stole my heart and then stuck it in a trash compactor

I’m talking about a dumb boy named Matthew who stole my heart and then stuck it in a trash compactor

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123bpm:

The wifey status hashtag has too many photos of duck lips and hamburger helper

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One i met a boy on tumblr and we were friends for like two years and then i fell in love w him (when i was still single) and I was going to go meet him and we had big plans and we were happy and then one day he stopped texting me back/calling me/contacting me and then he deactivated his tumblr and unfriended/unfollowed me on all other social networking sites without any explanation or goodbye and I haven’t heard from him since but it’s okay because now I realize he is an egotistical shit-bag-liar and I’m happier where I am now

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I am the character on my shirt

hotlocalsingle:

I am the character on my shirt

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Jay Adams circa 1970 ~ Early 70s“In contests, Jay was simply the most exciting skater to watch. He never skated the same run the same way twice. His routines were wickedly random yet exceedingly tight and beautiful to watch; he even invented tricks during his runs. I’ve never seen any skater destroy convention and expectation better. Watching him skate was something new every second - he was ‘skate and destroy’ personified.” - Stacy Peralta

Jay Adams circa 1970 ~ Early 70s

“In contests, Jay was simply the most exciting skater to watch. He never skated the same run the same way twice. His routines were wickedly random yet exceedingly tight and beautiful to watch; he even invented tricks during his runs. I’ve never seen any skater destroy convention and expectation better. Watching him skate was something new every second - he was ‘skate and destroy’ personified.” -
Stacy Peralta

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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