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113,157 notes the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

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unrealistic-banana:

nigga-chan:

Please

omg bye

Loool

Wellllll

always reblog 

I read this book and the whole thing is pure gold, especially the minority friends part.

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99wc:

i dont plan on telling my grandkids i played league of legends. i want them to find an old computer in my attic after i die that has league on it and theyll look at it and be like “dude grandpa was so fucked up”

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jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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sex-and-dmt:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

LMFAOOO

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22,620 notes psyducked:

know your angles

psyducked:

know your angles

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hazelshaw:

Caught slipping

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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